I can't think of a witty title.

It's 8:00a and I'm sitting in my office with the door closed making sales calls (have I mentioned how much I despise my job?). I hear Head-Honcho walk in and say to another employee in the hallway, "Is Carol here? The alarm's turned off and the lights are on."

This wouldn't be a big deal if my car weren't parked DIRECTLY in front of the building (yeah, I'm taking up prime customer parking-what's it to ya? I'm pregnant, I'm big, get used to it---[We're here, We're queer, Get used to it]). She had to walk past it to get in the door---AND---she changed my start time to 7:00a.

So, let's recap:

Carol starts at 7:00a
Her car is parked directly in front of the building
The lights are on
The alarm is turned off

Where's Carol?

Maybe she should start watching more Law & Order SVU to sharpen her investigative skills.

Mother's Day

Had an awesome Mother's Day. I wasn't really expecting anything, but J gave me a card with a picture of a Kangaroo on the front looking into it's pouch saying, "KNOCK IT OFF! Don't make me come in there!" Inside the card, he said it was from "both of us". Really, really sweet.